Meet Woody

Meet Woody, an 8-year-old long-haired gentleman who looks like he is about to write a strongly worded letter to the homeowner’s association. Despite his permanent get off my lawn facial expression, Woody is actually a massive softie. He is an elite-level lounger who treats relaxation like a full-time job. His favorite hobbies include melting into the couch, judging everyone from afar, and vibrating with loud, rhythmic purrs the second you start petting him.

Woody is a very chill guy. He does not care about the drama, the latest toys, or running around at 3am. He just wants a comfortable lap, a consistent meal schedule, and a human who respects his need to look deeply disappointed in society while being secretly overjoyed.

If you are looking for a majestic, fluffy roommate who brings maximum vibes and minimum effort, Woody is your man.