Meet Terracotta

Terracotta is a former Union Representative for Local 327 of Orange Cats Against Personal Responsibility.
Her duties included:
• Convincing humans that 3:47 a.m. is an appropriate breakfast time.
• Filing formal complaints against closed bathroom doors.
• Knocking one item off every countertop to maintain workplace morale.
She was eventually asked to resign after she accidentally fell off the conference table while trying to make a dramatic point.
She’s now looking for a quieter position where she can supervise your household from the back of the couch and occasionally scream because she forgot why she walked into the room.
Benefits of hiring Terracotta include unlimited purring, free biscuit-making services, and an employee who believes every blanket belongs to her.